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Funny retro birthday greeting card featuring nostalgic 80s and 90s elements
Retro Cassette Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
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t's Your Flipping Birthday pancake greeting card featuring cheerful pancake character with chocolate drizzle and cutlery
It's Your Flipping Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A birthday card with a watermelon graphic and text that reads "happy birthday from your biggest fan".
Biggest Fan Watermelon Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A birthday card with a cartoon shark holding a gift box, accompanied by the text "HAVE A JAWS SOME BIRTHDAY".
Jawsome Shark Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A birthday card with a cartoon mushroom on a light blue background.
Happy Birthday to a Fun Guy Card Sale price£3.00
Apple-y Birthday card with smiling apple character holding a flag – funny kawaii greeting card UK
Apple-y Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Thirsty Dinosaur greeting card featuring cute green dinosaur sipping soft drink
Thirsty Dinosaur Card Sale price£3.00
Let's Bounce space hopper greeting card featuring nostalgic orange bouncy ball character
Let's Bounce Space Hopper Card Sale price£3.00
Magical Unicorn Birthday Card featuring whimsical unicorn on birthday cake with balloon and golden stars
Magical Unicorn Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
i'm Not Lion funny birthday greeting card with kawaii lion illustration
Roarsome Lion Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Cute Top Banana greeting card — cute illustrated banana character, funny pun card by UK illustrator Richard Darani
Top Banana Greeting Card Sale price£3.00
A cartoon fish wearing a party hat and smiling, with the text "IT'S O-FISH-AL YOU'RE OLD" below it.
It's O-Fish-Al You're Old Card Sale price£3.00
Oldie but a Goodie birthday card with smiling blue VHS cassette character – funny retro card UK
Oldie but a Goodie VHS Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A simple line drawing of a person climbing a hill, accompanied by the text "you better to be over the hill than under it".
Over the Hill Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A greeting card with a whimsical illustration of a character holding colourful balloons.
Cheers Balloon Celebration Card Sale price£3.00
Toast on Your Birthday card – funny kawaii toast pun greeting card UK
A Toast on Your Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Out of This World birthday card with smiling planets and stars – kawaii space greeting card UK
Out of This World Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A birthday card with a bat wearing a party hat and flying above colorful balloons.
Happy Birthday You Old Bat Card Sale price£3.00
A pink birthday card with a cartoon dog wearing a crown and the text "Happy Birthday" displayed on it.
Happy Queen Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Cute monster milestone birthday card mockup showing TEN spelled with adorable monster characters
Cute Monster 10th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
You Are 9 Today monster birthday card featuring kawaii monster letters spelling NINE
Cute Monster 9th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A greeting card with the text "You are EIGHT Today" written in a playful, colorful font.
Cute Monster 8th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
greeting card with 'You are SIX Today' text on a white background
Cute Monster 6th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
You are 7 today square card
Cute Monster 7th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Fun milestone birthday card showing FIVE spelled with cute winged monster characters
Cute Monster 5th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Monster birthday card mockup showing FOUR spelled with colorful stripy monster characters
Cute Monster 4th Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
You Are 3 Today monster birthday card featuring kawaii monster letters spelling THREE
Cute Monster 3rd Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
Cute monster milestone birthday card mockup showing TWO spelled with toothy monster characters
Cute Monster 2nd Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
You Are One Today 1st birthday monster card featuring kawaii monster letters spelling ONE
Cute Monster 1st Birthday Card Sale price£3.00
A birthday card with a cartoon rabbit jumping in the air and the text "Happy Birthday" written on it.
Hoppy Birthday Bunny Card Sale price£3.00

Birthday

Make someone's birthday extra special with our collection of funny birthday cards and illustrated gifts — all designed and hand-illustrated by Richard Darani in Hornchurch. From kawaii animal puns to cheeky humour that'll get a proper laugh, our birthday cards stand out from the supermarket shelf.

Pair a card with one of our illustrated prints, mugs, badges or keychains for a gift combo they'll actually love. Most products are printed and packed in the Hornchurch home studio, while selected items are produced by trusted print partners.

  • Funny pun birthday cards on 350gsm silk cardstock
  • Illustrated art prints, mugs, badges & keychains
  • Original kawaii artwork created in Hornchurch
  • Free UK delivery on orders over £25

Not sure which card to pick? Read our guide: Best Funny Birthday Cards UK 2026 →