Retro Cassette Birthday Card
Ageing is much easier when you can rebrand it as retro. Featuring a cheerful illustrated cassette and the message “I’m Not Old, I’m Retro”, this birthday card rewinds the years with plenty of nostalgic charm and absolutely no apology for the tape-based joke.
Blank inside · Kraft envelope included
Usually with you in 5–8 working days, including dispatch.
UK standard delivery from £1.10. Free on orders £25+.
Ageing is much easier when you can rebrand it as retro. Featuring a cheerful illustrated cassette and the message “I’m Not Old, I’m Retro”, this birthday card rewinds the years with plenty of nostalgic charm and absolutely no apology for the tape-based joke.
It is made for friends, partners, siblings and relatives who remember mixtapes, pencil-assisted rewinding and waiting patiently for a favourite song to play on the radio. The cute cassette keeps the age joke affectionate, whether the birthday in question is a fortieth, fiftieth or another vintage year entirely. Inside, the card is blank for birthday wishes, treasured memories or a carefully curated track listing.
The square card measures approximately 148 × 148mm and is printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock. A kraft envelope is included for a journey that should prove considerably quicker than making a mixtape. Richard Darani designed and illustrated the cassette character, and the card is printed in the UK. The birthday mixtape is ready to play.
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