Happy Birthday You Old Bat Card
This little bat has arrived with cute wings, cheeky birthday energy and absolutely no intention of being polite about age. The “Happy Birthday You Old Bat” message delivers affectionate teasing with a friendly illustrated face.
Blank inside · Kraft envelope included
Usually with you in 5–8 working days, including dispatch.
UK standard delivery from £1.10. Free on orders £25+.
This little bat has arrived with cute wings, cheeky birthday energy and absolutely no intention of being polite about age. The “Happy Birthday You Old Bat” message delivers affectionate teasing with a friendly illustrated face.
It is a funny birthday card for friends, siblings, partners and relatives who appreciate sarcasm and will not immediately remove you from the family group chat. The joke is sassy without losing the warmth underneath. Because the inside is blank, you can add sincere wishes, double down on the age comments or offer a careful apology. It is best reserved for somebody who can take the joke and still share the cake with you afterwards.
Measuring approximately 148 × 148mm, the square card is printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock and comes with a kraft envelope. Richard Darani illustrated the cheerful birthday bat, and the card is printed in the UK. Best delivered before nightfall.
Delivery information
UK delivery only. Most orders are dispatched within 2–3 working days. Royal Mail delivery usually takes 3–5 working days after dispatch. These are estimates, not guaranteed dates. Selected clothing and print-partner products may have different production times and delivery charges. Available delivery services and prices are shown at checkout. Free standard delivery applies to qualifying UK orders of £25 or more.
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