It's O-Fish-Al You're Old Card
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350gsm silk card with a kraft envelope
Designed and printed in the UK
Some birthday cards go big on sentiment. This one features a smug little goldfish in a party hat announcing, quite confidently, “It's O-Fish-Al You're Old”. No emotional life lesson; just one extremely pleased fish delivering terrible birthday news.
It is ideal for friends, relatives, aquarium fans and anyone whose sense of humour leans heavily towards painful puns. The pastel character keeps the age joke cheerful enough to survive delivery. Inside, the card is blank, leaving room for genuine wishes, a worse fish joke or a diplomatic explanation of what “old” means. The goldfish seems far too happy about the announcement, which somehow makes the joke worse again.
At approximately 148 × 148mm, this square card is printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock and includes a kraft envelope. The smug birthday fish was illustrated by Richard Darani, and the card is printed in the UK. Water is neither required nor advised.
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