I'm Not Old, I'm Retro - Birthday Card

A Little Everyday Magic

The I'm Not Old, I'm Retro - Birthday Card is a sweet surprise for your desk, shelf, or gift basket. Hand-drawn with love and packed with charm, it's made for anyone who loves colour, creativity, and character in their everyday life.

Why People Love It

• Made with premium materials for lasting cuteness
• Exclusive design you won’t find on the high street
• Handmade in the UK by a small business

Customer Favourite Because…

• "So cute – it made my day!"
• "Great gift. Bought three more straight away."

Whether it’s for your bestie, your desk, or your daydreams, this piece brings a little bit of magic wherever it goes.

Each one is made to order – we don’t do boring bulk.