Not So Wide Awake Coffee Mug

Membership of The Not So Wide Awake Club begins before the kettle boils and involves almost no conversation. Featuring a sleepy illustrated coffee character, this mug speaks for tired people everywhere—especially those whose eyes are technically open but whose personality is still buffering.

This 11oz ceramic mug has room for coffee, tea, hot chocolate or the emergency beverage responsible for starting the day. Its playful design brings gentle humour to breakfast tables, desks and slow weekend mornings, while requiring absolutely no claims that anybody is ready to be productive yet.

It makes a fun gift for coffee lovers, night owls, parents, students, colleagues and committed snooze-button enthusiasts. Keep it close for early starts or give it to the person who communicates mainly through yawning before 10am. Club rules are simple: make a brew, find a quiet chair and wake up whenever reasonably possible.

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