Kawaii Birthday Card – It's O–Fish–Al You're Old | Cute Pun Goldfish Greeting

Some birthday cards go big on sentiment.

This one features a smug little goldfish in a party hat announcing, quite confidently, that you’re old now.

No deep meaning. No emotional life lesson. Just one extremely pleased fish delivering terrible birthday news.

The “It’s O-Fish-Al You’re Old” card is perfect for anyone who appreciates daft puns, awkward animal illustrations, and birthday cards that feel a bit more personal than something grabbed in a panic at the supermarket.

The hand-illustrated design combines soft pastel colours, a grinning kawaii-style goldfish, and just the right amount of ridiculous humour to make people laugh before they’ve even opened the envelope.

Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm white silk cardstock and left blank inside, there’s plenty of room for a heartfelt birthday message… or a joke that’s somehow even worse than the fish one.

Perfect as a funny birthday card for friends, family members, fish lovers, aquarium fans, or anyone whose sense of humour leans heavily toward painfully bad puns.

Card Details:

Square 140 x 140mm greeting card

Printed on premium 350gsm white silk cardstock

Blank inside for your own message

Includes kraft envelope

Designed and printed in the UK by Richard Darani

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