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You Drive Me Batty But I Love You Greeting Card


Dive head first into the pool of playful adoration with Richard Darani's "You Drive Me Batty" greeting card, a masterpiece where every fold is laced with chuckles and cheeky affection. Perfect for those "I love you but you're driving me up the wall" moments, be it Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just a Tuesday that needs a giggle, this card is a love note wrapped in a bat's wings, sprinkled with humor and a dash of delightful madness. Imagine an utterly adorable bat, heart on display, as if to say, "Let's hang upside-down in this crazy thing called love together."

Why This Card is Bat-tactically Brilliant:


  • Giggly Gestures: A bat so smitten, it could make a vampire smile in broad daylight.
  • Pun-tacular Charm: Loaded with wit sharper than a bat's fangs, this card is primed to swoop into your loved one's heart with a laugh.
  • Crafted to Last Longer Than a Bat Nap: With the resilience to withstand the gales of laughter it'll bring, this card is a keeper.


The Fun Flutters:


  • A Declaration with a Twist: This isn't just any love message; it's a giggle-inducing, heartwarming nudge that says "You drive me batty but i love you.
  • A Keepsake of Kookiness: This card transcends its cardboard confines to become a cherished relic of your shared joy and jest.


Are you ready to wrap your sentiments in a bat cape and send them flying into a realm of laughter and lighthearted love? Grab Richard Darani's "You Drive Me Batty" card and prepare for a landing filled with giggles, snuggles, and maybe a playful eye-roll or two. This card isn't just a gesture; it's a humorous hug, cleverly disguised as a nocturnal critter, guaranteed to spark a symphony of laughter and a shared moment of "This is why I love you."

Shipping Information

Shipping Information

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International Shipping
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Delivery Times:International delivery typically takes 7-14 business days. Please note that delivery times may vary depending on the destination and customs processes.

Delivery Times
UK Orders:Standard delivery typically takes 3-5 business days. Delivery times may vary during peak periods.

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Returns & Refunds

Returns Policy

At Richard Darani, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, we offer a straightforward returns policy.

How to Return an Item

1. Eligibility:

 Items must be returned within 30 days of receipt.

Products must be unused, in their original packaging, and in the same condition as received.

2. Return Process:

Contact me at to initiate a return. Please provide your order number and the reason for the return.

 I will provide you with a return authorization number and detailed instructions on how to send your item back.

 3. Refunds:

Once your return is received and inspected, I will notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.

 If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your original method of payment within 7-10 business days.

4. Exchanges:

If you need to exchange an item for a different size or color, please follow the return process and place a new order for the desired item.

Non-Returnable Items

Gift cards

Items marked as final sale

Damaged or Faulty Items

If you receive a damaged or faulty item, please contact me immediately at with your order number and a description of the issue. We will arrange for a replacement or refund as quickly as possible.

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