Why Slugs Lost Their Shells Card

Garden wildlife becomes unexpectedly criminal in this illustrated slug and snail card. The joke explains that slugs are simply snails that have been mugged for their shells, giving a familiar little creature a backstory nobody asked for but everybody now has to consider.

It is a funny all-occasion card for gardeners, animal lovers and fans of very silly wordplay. Use it for a birthday, a thank you, a quick hello or any moment improved by an oddly specific mollusc joke. The inside is blank, so there is plenty of room for your own message, gardening advice or a firm warning to local snails.

Measuring approximately 148 × 148mm, the square card is printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock and paired with a kraft envelope. Richard Darani illustrated the suspicious garden characters, and the card is printed in the UK. Give it to someone who appreciates humour at a suitably slow pace.

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