Why Slugs Lost Their Shells | Greeting Card

This cute card answers why kawaii slugs don't have shells – with a grumpy little hand-illustrated slug and the funny line, 'Remember, slugs are snails that have been mugged for their shells.' Perfect for fans of quirky humour and adorable garden creatures!

Perfect for:

• Anyone who loves quirky humour
• Garden enthusiasts and nature lovers
• Making someone smile
• Just because moments
• Slug and snail fans

Card Details:

• Square greeting card
• Printed on premium 350gsm white silk cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes kraft envelope
• UK-designed and printed

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