Why Slugs Lost Their Shells Greeting Card
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Recyclable
Hand-drawn
Made in Hornchurch
This cute card answers why kawaii slugs don't have shells—with a grumpy little hand-illustrated slug and the funny line, "Remember, slugs are snails that have been mugged for their shells." Perfect for fans of quirky humour and adorable garden creatures, it's a playful way to make someone smile.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who loves quirky humour
- Garden enthusiasts and nature lovers
- Making someone smile
- Just because moments
- Slug and snail fans
Card Details:
- Square greeting card
- Printed on premium white silk 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Comes with kraft envelope
- UK-made design
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