Why Slugs Lost Their Shells - Cute & Funny Hand-Drawn Greeting Card

Ever wondered why kawaii slugs don't have shells? This adorable card has the answer! (◕‿◕)🐌

Featuring the most grumpy little kawaii slug and the caption "Remember, slugs are snails that have been mugged for their shells," this delightful card is the perfect mix of weird, witty, and wonderfully cute! Great for anyone with a kawaii sense of humor, a love of garden creatures, or someone who appreciates truly unexpected punchlines with maximum adorableness! ✨

🐌 Why it's slug-kawaii:

• Grumpy kawaii slug with adorable garden creature charm
• Perfect mix of weird, witty, and kawaii wonderful
• Unexpected punchline with maximum cute factor
• Hand-drawn with garden love and kawaii precision

💕 Perfect for kawaii humor lovers:

• Birthdays that need kawaii weird and wonderful vibes
• Just-because cards with adorable garden charm
• Anyone who loves kawaii odd facts and awkward animals
• Special occasions that deserve unexpected kawaii cuteness

📏 Card details:

• A6 size (105 x 148mm) for perfect kawaii portability
• Printed on silky-smooth 350gsm card stock
• Blank inside for your own weird and kawaii messages
• Comes with kraft envelope and a dash of adorable sarcasm
• Designed and printed with garden love in the UK

For fans of kawaii odd facts, awkward animals, and funny greeting cards - this little slug is ready to slide into someone's letterbox with maximum cuteness! 🐌✨💕

• UK: £2.25 Tracked – Free over £30

• Europe: from £4.25 – Free over £60

• USA & Rest of World: from £5.25 – Free over £60



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