Not So Wide Awake Coffee Badge

Membership of The Not So Wide Awake Club begins before the kettle boils and requires almost no conversation. This sleepy illustrated coffee character turns a familiar morning condition into a badge for people functioning mainly through caffeine and good intentions.

Pin it to a work bag, apron, jacket, backpack or lanyard as a quiet warning to colleagues and early risers. It makes a funny gift for coffee lovers, students, baristas, shift workers, tired parents and anyone who should not be asked complicated questions before breakfast. The compact design lets the joke travel without needing to carry an actual mug.

This badge-only listing offers 38mm and 58mm sizes, both with a glossy printed finish and secure steel pin back. Richard Darani designed and illustrated the drowsy coffee character. There is no magnet option attached to the live product. Wakefulness continues to be sold separately.

Product details

• Hand-pressed in Richard Darani’s home studio in Hornchurch, UK
• Metal front
• Clear plastic Mylar disc
• Plastic back with safety-pin fastening

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