I'm Not Old, I'm Retro | Greeting Card

Celebrate birthdays in style with this playful 'I'm Not Old, I'm Retro' greeting card. Featuring an adorable vintage kawaii cassette tape design, this charming card captures the nostalgic spirit of past decades with fun, retro vibes – perfect for anyone who treasures the quirky charm of cassettes and dial-up days.

Perfect for:

• Birthday celebrations
• Retro and vintage enthusiasts
• Anyone who remembers cassettes and dial-up
• Funny aging humour
• Nostalgic friends and family

Card Details:

• Square greeting card
• Printed on premium 350gsm white silk cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes kraft envelope
• UK-designed and printed

UK Delivery

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Next Day Delivery – Order by 2 pm for next-day dispatch.

(Some UK areas excluded. Weekend & bank-holiday delivery not guaranteed.)

International Delivery

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Returns

Not quite right? You can return your order within 30 days.

UK returns are free if sent back within 7 days (we’ll refund postage – T&Cs apply)