I'm Not Old, I'm Retro - Birthday Card
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Recyclable
Hand-drawn
Made in Hornchurch
Celebrate birthdays in style with this playful "I'm Not Old, I'm Retro" card! Featuring an adorable vintage hand-illustrated kawaii design, it captures the charm of the cassette tape and dial-up internet days with a fun, nostalgic twist. Perfect for anyone who treasures the quirky spirit of past decades, this card brings a smile without mentioning age—just vintage vibes.
Perfect for:
- Birthday celebrations
- Anyone who loves retro nostalgia
- Vintage enthusiasts
- People who remember cassettes and dial-up
- Funny aging humour
Card Details:
- Square greeting card
- Printed on premium white silk 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Comes with kraft envelope
- UK-made design
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