I'm Not Old, I'm Retro - Birthday Card

Embrace your vintage kawaii vibes with this adorable retro birthday card! (◕‿◕)📼

Age is just a number, but kawaii style is eternal! This super cute birthday card celebrates all the wonderful souls who remember when music came on cassettes, the internet made dial-up sounds, and phones had actual buttons. With the sweetest retro design and kawaii charm, it's perfect for anyone who's not getting older - they're just becoming more vintage and adorable! ✨

📼 Why it's retro-kawaii:

• Celebrates vintage culture with kawaii charm
• Perfect for anyone who lived through the cutest decades
• Nostalgic design with adorable retro vibes
• Sweet way to acknowledge birthdays without the 'old' word

🎂 Perfect for kawaii vintage lovers:

• Friends who remember the good old kawaii days
• Anyone who owns vinyl records or cassettes
• Birthdays for vintage enthusiasts
• People who appreciate retro kawaii humour

📏 Card details:

• A6 size (105 x 148mm)
• Printed on premium 350gsm white silk card
• Includes kraft envelope
• Eco-friendly cello bag
• Blank inside for your own vintage kawaii wisdom

Handmade in the UK with retro kawaii magic! Because vintage vibes are always the cutest! 📼✨💕

• UK: £2.25 Tracked – Free over £30

• Europe: from £4.25 – Free over £60

• USA & Rest of World: from £5.25 – Free over £60



All orders ship from the UK with Royal Mail and include tracking. You’ll get your tracking link as soon as it’s on the way!

We want you to be 100% happy with your order! If something’s not quite right:



• Contact us within 14 days of delivery

• Items must be returned in original condition

• Personalised or made-to-order items are non-returnable unless faulty



Email us anytime at richard@richarddarani.co.uk – we're happy to help!