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I'm Not Old, I'm Retro" Coffee Mug


Embrace the timeless charm of yesteryears with our "I'm Not Old, I'm Retro" coffee mug. This nostalgic mug is the perfect companion for your morning brew, featuring a playful retro-inspired design that celebrates the beauty of vintage aesthetics. Whether you're enjoying your favourite hot beverage or reminiscing about the good old days, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face with its witty slogan and classic appeal.

Key Features:

  • Vintage-Inspired Design: A whimsical blend of retro typography and colourful graphics for a charming look.

  • Quality Construction: Made from durable ceramic, ensuring long-lasting durability and resistance to scratches and fading.

  • Generous Capacity: With a capacity of 11oz, it's the perfect size for your daily dose of caffeine or tea.

  • Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Conveniently safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher, making cleanup a breeze.

  • Versatile Gift: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where a touch of retro flair is appreciated.

Product Specifications:

  • Material: Ceramic

  • Capacity: 11oz

  • Microwave Safe: Yes

  • Dishwasher Safe: Yes

  • Dimensions: 95mm high x 80mm diameter.

Ideal for:

  • Coffee and tea enthusiasts who appreciate a touch of nostalgia in their daily routine.

  • Gift-givers looking for a unique and charming present for friends and family.

  • Retro enthusiasts and vintage lovers who enjoy collecting timeless pieces.

Sip your favorite beverage in style and celebrate the timeless allure of retro with our "I'm Not Old, I'm Retro" coffee mug. Add it to your collection today and infuse your mornings with a dash of vintage charm!.

Shipping Information

Shipping Information

UK Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping: We offer a flat rate shipping fee of £5 on all UK orders. This includes tracking, so you can follow your package every step of the way.
Free Shipping: Enjoy free shipping on all UK orders over £30.

International Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping: For our international customers, we offer a flat rate shipping fee of £10.
- **Free Shipping:** Get free shipping on international orders over £100.
Delivery Times:International delivery typically takes 7-14 business days. Please note that delivery times may vary depending on the destination and customs processes.

Delivery Times
UK Orders:Standard delivery typically takes 3-5 business days. Delivery times may vary during peak periods.

Tracking Your Order
- Once your order is dispatched, you will receive an email with your tracking number. Use this to check the status of your delivery at any time.

 Customs and Duties
For international orders, please be aware that customs fees or import duties may apply. These charges are the responsibility of the recipient.

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Returns & Refunds

Returns Policy

At Richard Darani, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, we offer a straightforward returns policy.

How to Return an Item

1. Eligibility:

 Items must be returned within 30 days of receipt.

Products must be unused, in their original packaging, and in the same condition as received.

2. Return Process:

Contact me at to initiate a return. Please provide your order number and the reason for the return.

 I will provide you with a return authorization number and detailed instructions on how to send your item back.

 3. Refunds:

Once your return is received and inspected, I will notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.

 If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your original method of payment within 7-10 business days.

4. Exchanges:

If you need to exchange an item for a different size or color, please follow the return process and place a new order for the desired item.

Non-Returnable Items

Gift cards

Items marked as final sale

Damaged or Faulty Items

If you receive a damaged or faulty item, please contact me immediately at with your order number and a description of the issue. We will arrange for a replacement or refund as quickly as possible.

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