I’m Not Lion – Funny Birthday Card
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Recyclable
Hand-drawn
Made in Hornchurch
This charming birthday card features an adorable lion decked out in a party hat and clutching a bright balloon, delivering a witty “no lion” pun that playfully teases the birthday person about getting older. Designed for lovers of cute animal humor and kawaii style, it combines fun, sass, and a touch of fierce personality. The card is blank inside, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt or humorous message. It’s the perfect way to send big hugs and lighthearted birthday cheer with a playful roar!
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