Because They Arrgh – Funny Pirate Joke Card

This cheeky kawaii card delivers a classic pirate joke with peak dad-joke energy! Because they Arrgh with maximum adorable charm! (◕‿◕)🏴‍☠️

Featuring a kid in full kawaii pirate mode — striped shirt, skull hat, and a toy sword — this delightful friend asks the age-old question: "Why are pirates called pirates?" and answers it perfectly: "Because they Arrgh" with maximum cuteness! Great for birthdays, casual laughs, or anyone with a pun-tastic sense of kawaii humor (and a high tolerance for adorable groans)! ✨

🏴‍☠️ Why it's pirate-kawaii:

• Adorable kawaii kid pirate with classic joke charm
• Perfect for pun lovers who appreciate kawaii dad-joke energy
• Sweet swashbuckling personality with toy sword cuteness
• Hand-designed with pirate love and kawaii precision

⚔️ Perfect for kawaii pirate adventures:

• Kids who love kawaii pirate humor and adventure
• Pun-loving adults with kawaii swashbuckling appreciation
• Birthdays that need kawaii treasure-worthy laughs
• Wannabe pirates who deserve kawaii Arrgh magic

📏 Card details:

• A6 size (105 x 148mm) for perfect kawaii portability
• Printed on 350gsm smooth silk card for kawaii quality
• Blank inside — make it personal, punny, or kawaii poetic
• Includes kraft envelope for easy kawaii delivery (no bottle required)
• Designed and printed with pirate love in the UK

Perfect for kawaii kids, pun-loving adults, and wannabe swashbucklers. This one's a kawaii treasure that brings maximum adorable pirate magic! 🏴‍☠️✨💕

• UK: £2.25 Tracked – Free over £30

• Europe: from £4.25 – Free over £60

• USA & Rest of World: from £5.25 – Free over £60



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