I'm Not Old, I'm Retro Birthday Card

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Get ready to hit the play button on nostalgia with Richard Darani's "I'm Not Old, I'm Retro" Birthday Card. Tailor-made for those who've spun vinyl records or rewound VHS tapes, this card hits all the right notes for an old-school birthday vibe.

Mixtape Memories

The design screams vintage, taking you back to the age of radio mixtapes—minus the DJ interruptions. It's an ode to the days when making a playlist took effort, patience, and a quick finger on the record button.

Timeless Charm

With its retro aesthetics and cheeky message, this card doesn't just say "Happy Birthday," it declares that age is just a state of mind, and retro will never go out of style. It's the perfect wink to the past for those who have lived it and loved it.

Celebrate in Style

So, if you know someone whose heart beats to the rhythm of the '80s, make their birthday groove with this quirky, nostalgic card. It's more than a birthday wish; it's a tribute to the timeless cool that only the retro can boast.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery Cost

Cost Details: The delivery cost is calculated based on the total weight of the order.

Dispatch Time

Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1-2 business days from the time of order placement.

Delivery Times

Domestic (United Kingdom): Delivery within the UK takes approximately 2-5 days.


International delivery times range from 5-15 days, depending on the destination.Customs, Duties, and Taxes


The customer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes incurred during or after shipping. Richard Darani does not take responsibility for these charges.


Return Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt.

Return Shipping:The company offers free return shipping, making the process convenient and cost-effective for the customer.

Hand drawn illustrations

All the illustrations that you see are created by me on my trusty IPad using Procreate.

Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews



Fun card and went above and beyond to get card and mug to me over bank holiday!
Thank you Richard