"I Have Taken a Viking to You" Keychain

£3.50 GBP
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Description

Description

Get ready to embark on a journey of style and wit with Richard Darani's "I Have Taken a Viking to You" Keychain! This isn't just a keychain; it's your personal Norse navigator, ready to guide you through the fjords of fashion with a horned helmet and a smirk. Featuring a cheeky Viking that's more about charm than pillage, this keychain is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and dreams of adventure.

Why This Keychain is a True Norse Treasure:

  • Viking Vibes: With a helmet that could poke an eye out and a beard that's seen more comb than your hair, this Viking's ready to conquer your heart and keys.
  • Pun Intended: Perfect for pun aficionados who like their humour with a side of historical flair.
  • Craftsmanship Worthy of Valhalla: Each keychain is handcrafted with the precision of a Viking shipbuilder, ensuring your keys are always ready to set sail.

Raid-Worthy Features:

  • Not Just for Keys: Clip it on your backpack, your belt, or even your pet dragon (disclaimer: dragons not included).

  • Durable as a Longship: Made with materials tough enough to withstand the high seas—or at least your daily adventures.

  • Personalised Pillaging: Each keychain is made to order, making you the envy of every Viking in the village.

Ideal for:

  • Modern-Day Vikings: For those who navigate life with the courage of a warrior and the direction of an explorer.
  • Pun-Loving Plunderers: Anyone who appreciates laughter as much as loot.
  • Keychain Collectors: Add a touch of Norse mythology to your collection, no raiding required.

With the "I Have Taken a Viking to You" Keychain, you're not just organizing your keys; you're declaring your readiness for whatever epic quests come your way. So grab your horned helmet (metaphorically speaking) and let this Viking keychain lead you to untold adventures!

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Delivery Cost

Cost Details: The delivery cost is calculated based on the total weight of the order.

Dispatch Time

Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1-2 business days from the time of order placement.

Delivery Times

Domestic (United Kingdom): Delivery within the UK takes approximately 2-5 days.

International:

International delivery times range from 5-15 days, depending on the destination.Customs, Duties, and Taxes

Policy:

The customer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes incurred during or after shipping. Richard Darani does not take responsibility for these charges.

Returns

Return Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt.

Return Shipping:The company offers free return shipping, making the process convenient and cost-effective for the customer.

Hand drawn illustrations

All the illustrations that you see are created by me on my trusty IPad using Procreate.

Timelapse Drawing

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