Why are Pirates called Pirates Birthday Card

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Do you know why Pirates are called Pirates? well Ahoy matey! Set sail for the sea of giggles with Richard Darani's "Pirate's Guffaw" Birthday Card. This isn't just any old birthday card; it's your first mate in the quest for the treasure of laughter. Decked out with the jolliest pirate to ever sail the seven seas of stationery, this card delivers the classic knee-slapper: "Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because they Arghh!" Perfect for the young buccaneer in your life or any landlubber with a love for old seadog tales and hearty chuckles.

Why This Card is the Captain of Comedy:

  • Buccaneer Banter: A joke so good, it's worth walking the plank for.
  • Swashbuckling Style: Illustrated with a pirate so merry, he might just shiver your timbers with laughter.
  • Treasure Trove of Fun: Ideal for birthday wishes or just spreading a wave of joy.

The Booty:

  • Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Fun: Guaranteed to be a hit at any birthday bash or plank-walking ceremony.
  • Jolly Roger Approved: This pirate doesn't plunder; he delivers punchlines.
  • Chart a Course for Chuckles: Navigate your way to a smile with a card that's worth its weight in gold (laughs, that is).

Perfect For:

  • Young Buccaneers: For the kids who dream of sailing the high seas.
  • Pirate Enthusiasts: For those who know their Captain Hooks from their Long John Silvers.
  • Lovers of Laughs: Because who doesn't love a good 'ol pirate joke on their special day?

Hoist the sails and embark on a voyage to the land of laughter with Richard Darani's "Pirate's Guffaw" Birthday Card. It's more than just a card; it's a hearty "Happy Birthday!" from the captain himself. Don't be a scallywag; grab this card and let the pirate party begin!


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Dispatch Time

Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1-2 business days from the time of order placement.

Delivery Times

Domestic (United Kingdom): Delivery within the UK takes approximately 2-5 days.


International delivery times range from 5-15 days, depending on the destination.Customs, Duties, and Taxes


The customer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes incurred during or after shipping. Richard Darani does not take responsibility for these charges.


Return Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt.

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Hand drawn illustrations

All the illustrations that you see are created by me on my trusty IPad using Procreate.